MrfnordTim "Look, I'm sorry. I did try to pull out!" |
TheDiva The aftermath of first-time anal. |
GlitterRock *Doctor's Zipper-cam* |
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kilroy105 .oO Hey! Where's the cream filling? Oo. |
GlitterRock Most people have that reaction after kissing someone involved with the awful revival of Crossroads. |
LadyLoxley This? Not my fault. I would never actually *hurt* the man! |
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Indomitus Yikes! She's going to pummel him with that chin! |
Zee I don't wanna sound sexist or nothin', but I'd like to see that chin rubbing against my droopy, malformed testicles. |
GlitterRock The newest show from Disney/BBC Wales, "That's So Freema!" |
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cajunmagic "Any minute now, Streisand's gonna burst into song." "But, Doctor..." "Sh, sh." o/ "Memorieeeeees..."
"All right. I owe you $5."
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GlitterRock "I came home one day and found she'd put a leather dog-collar on Gillian... and had John in a ballgag and panties. After that, I knew I had to send them away to foster-care for their own safety." |
MrfnordTim Were the stage directions for this scene "Nobody looks at anyone else"?? |
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TheDiva "Hi, I'm High Priest Evilshorts." |
GlitterRock "Susan, your grades at Coal Hill aren't quite up to snuff, so your grandmother and I have decided to put you in the ... erm... 'special' class."  (in background: "Teacher! I mistook my crayons for pudding again!" ) |
MrfnordTim "Just try and pinch my ass, you single-hearted meat sacks!" |
