Mattteus:
How about turning left?

rickubis:
Run for cover? I want to watch little John smash to smithereenies.

RodRocket:
"Who are those men in the purple jumpsuits, grandfather?"
"Just the Challengers of the Unknown. Forget them. DC has."

echostation:
"Couldn't we have walked, like everyone else, Grandfather?"

Zee:
Lose the grandfather and this is basically the plot to "Explorers".

YibbleGuy:
"BUT GRANDFATHER--THE KLEPTONS COMMAND A MASSIVE INVADING ALIEN ARMY OF IMMENSELY SUPERIOR FIREPOWER. WHY WOULD THEY NEED A 'SECRET HIDEOUT'?"
"SMARTASS."

Zee:
..."Suckers."
"Yeah. Fuck them."
"Let's go see what's on Cartoon Network."

GlitterRock:
(waving) "Have fun storming the Klepton stronghold!"
"Think it'll work?"
"It would take a miracle. (still waving) Byeee!"

rickubis:
Don't forget my cheez whiz, Boy!

TheLurker:
This planet needs a good hairstylist.

gleeb:
"So, an old man and two kids show up from nowhere, and you place our fate in their hands. Why are you Leader again?"

YibbleGuy:
"NOW, ARE THERE ANY QUESTIONS?"
"YES. WHAT THE FUCK DOES 'WINNING THROUGH' MEAN?"
"YEAH--DID YOU MEAN 'WINNING, THOUGH', OR JUST 'WINNING', OR WHAT?"
"WHY ARE WE SUCH PUSSIES THAT WE'RE LETTING AN 87-YEAR-OLD MAN AND TWO SMALL CHILDREN FIGHT OUR BATTLES FOR US?"
"IF THEY SMASH OUR CITY TO THE GROUND, WHAT EXACTLY ARE THEY GOING TO ENSLAVE US TO DO--BUILT IT BACK UP AGAIN?"
"AREN'T THERE ANY *GIRL* THAINS? HOW EXACTLY DO WE REPRODUCE, ANYWAY?"
"WHY DO WE LOOK SO MUCH LIKE 'MEN AT WORK'?"

rickubis:
That's not how Ed Grimley talks at all...I *must* say.