gleeb:
"Oh, and how to you like the new subwoofer. Pretty sweet, eh?"

Mattteus:
Oh we have plenty to worry about like Valda's bearded dewlap.

gleeb:
"We shall fight,
And we shall win,
By the hair,
On my chinny-chin-chin!"

rickubis:
Yeah...the Kleptons might laugh themselves to death.

echostation:
Valda may be old, but he does a hell of a ventriloquist act!

daupstart:
Ever since then, Earl was never allowed to be mall Santa again....

daupstart:
"Oh, that's quite alright, you kids stay put."
"No grandpa! We can help you!"
"Now now, listen to your grandfather. I need you to stay and-and-and guard the um... the lettuce... and all that shit and--"
"The fields are fine, grandpa! We can help! We can--"
"LOOK! I'm trying to go into town and pick up a couple of hookers with my social security check while I'm out there okay?!! Okay?!! THAT'S why your brat asses ain't going, OKAY?!!..... Goddamn, can't a curmudgeon stretch the wrinkles out the old willie once in a muthafukin while?!!... damn."

rickubis:
Is there a dwarf on his lap working the controls?

AlexGariepy:
I guess they don't have a narrator, because they're constantly describing every stupid pointless thing that they are currently doing. "Oh look, we are shooting at the Kleptons!" "We are running away from the Kleptons! Run!" "We can use the gas pedal to push the car forward!" Shut up! Just SHUT UP!

Shadarus:
What, did the building just APPEAR out of nowhere? Nice of you to wait until you're about to crash before you decide to try and avoid the HUGE BUILDING you're headed for. *sigh*

TheDiva:
Couldn't you, I don't know, go AROUND the building?