TheDiva:
How desperate does a hentai monster have to be to sink to this level?

Indomitus:
All they need to stop this invasion is a big bottle of Weed-B-Gone.

Mattteus:
Got you? You could easily slip out!

Zee:
"Creeper, Creeper, Creeper... YOU GIVE ME THE CREEPS!"

Shadarus:
*Shady hands the poor girl an 'are' and tsk-tsk's The Doctor for not teaching his spawn proper grammar*

GlitterRock:
"Perhaps we should think on it a bit. Over a nice lunch."
"Help! Help!"
"And a little walk afterwards."

gleeb:
"Why, it's simple equity, child. I've caught John choking the ol' creeper often enough, hm?"

rickubis:
That way, Grandson will have a tan before the life is crushed out of him.

Zee:
On second thought, hit John. His sales are way down and he hogs all the Hostess Snowballs.

Mattteus:
I can't be the only one disturbed by the fact that John's arms are the same length as his legs

Diana Luna:
I wouldn't let my grandpa use the microwave none the less a space laser!

Mattteus:
If I remember correctly there are no creeping aspidistras.

gleeb:
Orwell wept.

BlakHat1:
*crosses legs*
Oh, wait.. tentacles? (Whew-w!)

Mattteus:
Ummmm, can we go home now?

ChaosWolf1982:
No, no, no... tentacles never harm males. Haven't you seen enough anime to figure that out yet?

AlexGariepy:
*gets grabbed again, because there are still enough limbs around, stupid people*