rickubis:
....leaving an incredibly wrinkled old man and two children totally naked.

GlitterRock:
Meanwhile inside....

OZOO:
And now what do you do hmmm? You need a police box, but the only police box left in Britain has revolved and disappeared. Some people will help sort out this problem, this plauge of vanishing police boxes. We're one of them here at the Saxon campaign. Sort out your police box problems. Vote Saxon. Britain's Future.

AlexGariepy:
After spinning in place, the transformation is complete, and in its place stands... WONDER TARDIS!

GlitterRock:
John has disturbingly David Letterman-esque hair....

MrAtomik:
Well, I'm sure we're going to see some really futuristic type stuff, you know, gleaming control panels, flashing lights, that sort of thing. Not old mattresses.

Mattteus:
*doors open revealing piles of old mattresses*

MrAtomik:
Yeah, thanks for the obvious suggestion John.

Zee:
He's Neville Main's bitch.

TheDiva:
Is the Doctor wearing a huge papier mache head?

Mattteus:
The Doctor has control of the fourth dimension and is able to be both in the foreground and in the background!

GlitterRock:
Without waiting, John rushes outside, where the lack of atmosphere and oppressive vacuum crushes his little lungs into paste within seconds. The end. Good night, and God bless.

TheDiva:
Well, the girl is already fulfilling the official Female Companion duties of getting captured and calling for help...

TheLurker:
So, it's a comic book... perfect opportunity to draw a hot curvacious babe with big boobs, and a hot bishonen, both of which would be impossible to find people to play in real life, as companions... and instead they draw KIDS? You make me sad, Doctor Who comic.

Gray Zombie:
Check it out, the Doctor's bigger on the inside than he is on the outside.

GlitterRock:
"Oh yeah John, I'm rushing out as we speak!"
(SLAM!! VVWORP! VVWORP! VVWORP....)

rickubis:
Yeah, we get it, Mr. Redundant. Capture *means* "to prevent from escaping".

Mattteus:
The hell! He just lets the two little kids walk out into a future warzone by themselves. Hasn't even come out, is he taking a long piss?