TheDiva:
I KNEW it! Grandpa's a wino!

GlitterRock:
(from over the wall)
"Y'damn kids stay offa my yard!"
(throws a lightbulb at them)

TheDiva:
So, the Doctor has some human grandchildren? I can hear the continuity nitpickers having a collective aneurysm from here...

gleeb:
"A police box! Grandfather can't live in there! Not after all the hard time he's done!"

echostation:
"He promised me some candy if I let him take pictures of me."

GlitterRock:
"John and Gillian? You're Ben and Tammy's kids, ain't you?"
"That's right! Ben and Tammy Who!"

Mattteus:
I assume their little sister is named Cindy Lou.

YibbleGuy:
"AND, BY THE WAY, CHILDREN, 'WHO' IS NOT MY SURNAME. I AM ALWAYS REFERRED TO SIMPLY AS 'THE DOCTOR'. PERHAPS THE NEXT ISSUE OF THIS COMIC BOOK WILL BE WRITTEN BY SOMEONE WHO HAS ACTUALLY SEEN THE FUCKING SHOW."

GlitterRock:
"Nice to meet you ..... boyyyy!"
(silver sphere comes flying over his shoulder, impales John in the forehead)

AlexGariepy:
.oO(Oh no, the writer must be insisting on kid companions this episode...)

The Secretive Bus:
Oh, Doctor Who, that loveable old man!
o0 ... Oh I hope they don't come round the other side and find the Tai whore... 0o

TheDiva:
Already, the faces in this comic are freaking me out...

GlitterRock:
Doctor: "Git your hand off my ass, Gillian."
Gillian: "Golly - isn't it fun, Grandfather?"

AlexGariepy:
"Only adults can touch this button... usually at night..."

Indomitus:
"What happens if you touch that? I beat the snot out of you, that's what. You're in a frikkin TIME MACHINE, you little shit! You DO NOT just go around pushing random buttons in a time machine!"

daupstart:
"It'll transmit all my Adriana Sage movies across the voids of the multi-verse and believe me, you do NOT want to be responsible for THAT!"

GlitterRock:
He's turning into the Federation President from Star Trek VI!