TheDiva:
"Bloody Hell, don't you guys have ears? WE ARE GOING TO TAKE OVER YOUR CITIES AND LAND AND MAKE YOU OUR SLAVES!!!"

Mattteus:
Ain't no Thain' but a chicken wain'


TheDiva:
I think I understand why their name begins with "klepto"...

GlitterRock:
"Wheeeeeeee!"
"Stop that, Zontar! We're being kidnapped!"
"Yah, but it's fun! Wheeeeee!"

Mattteus:
The sky is very blue and there's nothing they can do.


GlitterRock:
The Kleptons' technology is awesome, isn't it? Not only do they have small spaceships -- they have BUMPER CARS inside, too!

Mattteus:
Phase two is . . . . .
Phase three is PROFIT!

YibbleGuy:
"... TO CAPTURE THITIZEN THAIN'S PALATIAL XANADU! PRICE? NO KLEPTON CAN THAY."

rickubis:
...there is no joy in Thainville. Mighty Casey has struck out.


GlitterRock:
"-- These Creepers are growing at an fantastic speed!"
"Which is in and of itself very odd, since creeping means to proceed very slowly!"

Mattteus:
Tcha! If it started raining you'd blame the Kleptons for that too!

rickubis:
You've got to be really, REALLY slow if you can't move faster than a growing plant.


GlitterRock:
Just use a board with a nail in it! It worked against Kodos and Kang.

Mattteus:
*long pause* I SAID UNLESS SOMEONE COMES!!....