MrTim "Surely you've heard of the famous Telosian story of The Headless Cyberman!"	Countess Coco "I'm sick of all you Cybermen going around like chickens with their heads cut off!"	TankGrrrl1980 "Victoria, this fellow looks like he could use some head."
GlitterRock "Nipple hooter bracup." / "Excuse me, Doctor??" / "I... I said, I want you to stay behind and keep an eye on Dr. Klieg."	Sidesk "Mmm! I think it's time to get hands on with history, again..."	MrTim That's what made Doctor Who great: the heart-warming musical numbers.
GlitterRock Have Fun With Aluminum Foil The DOCTOR WHO Way!	MrTim Race Bannon comforts a distraught scientist while Dr. Quest strikes a heroically contemplative pose.	tinaw "You cannot thwart the power of a young virile black man!"
Countess Coco "Lay off my biatch you dirty old bum!"	GlitterRock "And I could get some sharks!" / "With laser beams?" / "OOOOOOH! (scribble scribble) 'With frickin' laser beams....'"	MrTim Marcellus Wallace's hatbox.
Zee Meanwhile, at some Hollywood premiere...	MrTim "Thank you, Cyberman." "Toberman." "Right. Sorry, Toblerone." "Toberman!" "Tubbyman?" "Toberman!" "Tubaman?" "TO! BER! MAN!" "Tokenblackguy?" "*Sigh!* Now you're doing it on purpose!"	TankGrrrl1980 Deep within Telos, the true origins of Sammy Sosa are revealed.