AlexGariepy Someone put a Happy Helmet on Rose.	TheDiva His eye twitches as the prospect of what hundreds of fanboys will do if he manages to say "I love you"...	Sidesk Tough. Begone, harlot!
kilroy105 Obscurity's a bitch, ain't it Taylor Hanson?	TheDiva And the realization that she's going to spend the rest of her life in convention purgatory comes crashing down on her.	Sidesk Well, at least we never had to sit through Sophie Aldred showing this level of pseudo-intensity.
GlitterRock Ok yeah, I'll admit it... I got a little choked up at this. It's not up there with "You're fantastic and so was I" but it was pretty touching. *sniff* I got sumthin in my eye is all. Go on to the next screengrab....	GlitterRock She just found out there's no such thing as peroxide in the alternate-universe.	TheDiva Or mascara.
GlitterRock *looking at Rose from the back* ... are we sure Jackie's the pregnant one??	GlitterRock "I don't want anyone to get into a flap here, but I'm the Pete Tyler who's from the double-double universe. I'm the Pete who's with the Mickey who married Rose. Now, from this point on, things get a little bit confusing..."	gleeb So what you're saying is the main problem with time-and-space travel is remembering who to invite to your family reunions?
TheDiva Frankly, I'm just surprised Jackie didn't get knocked up before now...	GlitterRock We now return to "Four Weddings And A Whoneral."	TheDiva "A bride? Well, there goes my plan to strip down to my boxers and watch football all day..."