zoom98 "Not Daleks again in this show! I could just throw u-- BLURGH!"	kilroy105 So this is what "The Office" would be like if the Cybermen had their way.	GlitterRock Ratings actually went UP after he replaced Star Jones on "The View!"
zoom98 "Awww, man... I had to leave Iraq because of some stupid robots...?"	TheDiva People firing massive amounts of ammunition at bad guys, even though it's been proven conclusively to have no effect whatsoever...check.	TheDiva Oh God, the Daleks are going to suck him off...
GlitterRock "THIS ISN'T WHAT I IMAGINED WHEN I AGREED TO TAKE THE NESTEA PLUNGE! AHHHH!"	GlitterRock YOUR-MOMMA-SO-FAT, WHEN-SHE-SITS-AROUND-THE-TOMBS-OF-TELOS, SHE-SITS-*AROUND*-THE-TOMBS-ON-TELOS! ++YOUR-MOMMA-IS-SO-UGLY, WE-TOOK-HER-TO-THE-HAUNTED-HOUSE-AT-THE-FESTIVAL-OF-GHANA-IN-1996...AND-SHE-CAME-OUT-WITH-A-JOB-APPLICATION++	zoom98 No Cybermen were harmed in the making of THX-1138. Which is too bad.
GlitterRock "Doctor, I-- " (pushes hand past hers, goes into her jacket, squeezes) "Oh quit being coy! You let John Goodman feel 'em up!"	kilroy105 Flying cross thumb from the top turnbuckle!! 1...2...3!!! The winner and still TWF champeene: THUMB... VAN... DAM!!!	zoom98 "I gotta get me some of that blush!"
zoom98 "Resistance is useless!" "But we're useless anyway!"	GlitterRock "What's the difference between a Black Dalek and a regular Dalek?" WE HAVE BIG-GER DAL-EK PEN-IS-ES! *unhinges flap*	AlexGariepy "Cyberman STARE!"