TheDiva Did their kitchen always look like this? Or did they get it remodled after the fiftieth alien attack?	tinaw "See? I told you there was a skinny woman living inside of me!"	GlitterRock I didn't even know that Jackie and Future Guy from "Enterprise" were dating!"
Dita DuPave They need to reboot Jackie.	zoom98 "S...stop him! It's the Valeyard!"	GlitterRock "The Watcher!" "So he was the Doctor all the time!"
Indomitus Lady... I don't want to alarm you, but you have several very large ticks crawling across your cleavage.	Indomitus Wouldn't the whole "till death do us part" vow kind of get needlessly complex?	Zee Attempting in vain to change their image, the KKK introduces their new, kid-friendly mascot "Klany".
gleeb "Giant lemons. Do they present a threat to your family? Details at 11."	TheDiva Montage of international anchors reporting on the earth-shattering event...check.	KKDW "Does this make Dimensions in Time canon?" "No." "Good!"
GlitterRock "I got it! I got it!!" (holds up glove, SQUISH!)	TheDiva Guy who turned down my match.com wink #63	Zee He's a combination of James Marsters and James Marsden!