GlitterRock
No fair! You're just reusing Jackie Tyler's laundry bags from the last episode!
J'ACCUSE! 
Gray Zombie
VROOM VROOOM
"Aunt Mary, will you please stop that and just steer the car towards the driveway?"
I'm a NASCAR driver.
"Ok, we're heading to a pit stop."
I can kick Will Ferrell's ass.
"And none of us will stop you, I promise you that."
GlitterRock
Yup. There's Aunt Mary again. Or Jon Pertwee. Damn, I'm gonna have to get nametags to tell 'em apart!
Gray Zombie
C'mon, Aunt Mary, let's go back inside.
"Gray, why aren't you in school?"
Aunt Mary, I graduated in 1984.
"I made poop in the potty this morning."
That's good Aunt Mary.
GlitterRock
Oi! Don't be capping my Aunt Mary!!
Gray Zombie
OY, Gray, I ain't lettin' you make fun of Aunt Mary anymore.
*Aunt Mary bonks him in the back of the head with her cane*
OW. What was that for.
"Oh get a sense of humor or grow some balls. I thought they were funny."
GlitterRock
Ewwww, she's got a gammy-hand like Chris Elliott in "Scary Movie 2."
Gray Zombie
*Aunt Mary whistles and all the Cappers stop and look at her*
Just making sure you're paying attention.
zoom98
"Mmmm... waitasec... this story's about a girl who captures images and then comments on them?"
kilroy105
"Dammit, what was that address for Caption Who?"
GlitterRock
"I just want to apologize to Glitter, and Diva, and Sidesk, and everyone. I am so sorry! Because it was my fault. I was the one who made 'Fear Her.' I was the one that said 'nah, this'll be a good replacement for the Stephen Fry story.' I was the one who thought going to the 2012 Olympics would be a good idea. It was my fault, because it was my story. I am so scared! I don't know what the Cappers are going to say out there! I am so scared!"
GlitterRock
"I got you this for your going-away present, Billie. A box! You can put your stuff from your dressing room in it!"
gleeb
More and more British youths are swallowing hedgehogs on dares. Take a moment, right now, and tell your children it just isn't worth it.
TheDiva
"Wow, looks like you're quite popular with the Capper Ladies!"
"Well, Loxley doesn't care for me, but I can deal..."
"Yeah...hey, what's this about my leaving the show? They're joking, right?"
*whistles*
Melwick
Doc, I knew you were a nerd! I just didn't know how much of a nerd you were!
