GlitterRock "Here's a picture of me without a shirt on. Now, as a registered TV-viewer, would you be interested in seeing THAT on your telly?" "Oh. Oh dear, no. No, not at all, thank you!"	daupstart "[HIC] Glad to make your aquaintenceses....."	GlitterRock I doubt a) that's the first time a man's not looked into her eyes, and b) that Jackie minds one bit.
GlitterRock "What the hell... a satsuma?"	OZOO Day 92; 19:18pm Elton is the bathroom. We think viewers of Big Brother are all perverts, so we won't pixel anything.	Sidesk "I can't believe I'm in the crap episode!"
GlitterRock You could tell "The Dead Zone" was reaching for ideas when they did an episode about Johnny touching his teeth, and seeing gingivitus in his future.	Zee Test audiences demanded more scrawny shut-ins getting up in the morning.	Zee "No, I don't know why there are so many shots of the sunken-chested Paul Bettany-look-alike. Yes, I already complained to the BBC about it."
kilroy105 "And Davy Jones will be there too! Hope nobody tries to break my nose with a football before the big dance."	Dita DuPave Oh, NOW he decides to be modest.	Zee "So you say you're strong, then? Like this "Hulk" character, eh?"
Zee Why they kill and embalm Kewpie Dolls when they're babies, you don't want those things growing to maturity.	Indomitus "There's another power they didn't show, folks. I can press a newspaper against mah bellay and transfer the print. Then I can squash it into funny shapes. Fear mah bellay!"	KKDW This goes to show that Blue Peter is not what it used to be!