GlitterRock "Please. No applause, I beg of you. Pimping, alas, is not easy."	Zee Frances from Pee-Wee's Big Adventure in Wes Craven's Deadly Blessing.	daupstart "Miss Adriana Sage, please! I can only physically materialize one porn star and two unknowns at a time!" "So what's the deal with Kevin Costner." "Oh.... well... that's another fantasy of mine. I'll explain all in the Gooodn Room."
Zee "I would like... if I may... to take you on a strange journey..."	GlitterRock "And yes, ladies ... the carpet DOES match the curtains."	daupstart [Cue Daydream sequence. Picture comes to life, she starts taking off her top...]
GlitterRock Man, when I heard I was gonna get a good look at Jackie's funbags, I had something TOTALLY different in mind.	kilroy105 "*huff huff* I've been carrying these things for 5 minutes. *huff huff* Are you sure we're still doing the Double Dare physical challenge? *huff huff*"	YibbleGuy "'Under the age of *14*'?! Blimey--how's me youngest goin' to get his pack of fags, then?"
kilroy105 Previously on Hell's Laundromat...	Zee "Eh. I guess being Baby Spice isn't that bad. I mean, I could be Scary Spice. Yikes."	Sidesk "And the real pisser is, we're gonna do another stupid money-saving episode every year until someone works out how better to redistribute the money."
TheDiva "Don't look at me, I didn't write this crap."	GlitterRock "Mmm. Good coffee, Mrs. Tyler. What kind is it?" "Amorous Amaretto. It's one of the Whores Of North London International Coffee collection."	LadyLoxley Hold on, folks, you can't all kick him at once. Form an orderly queue behind me