DarkDynaGirl
This just screams "Daddy pick me up!!"


GlitterRock
They marveled for a moment, then one said "We must be gone. Let's leave a present for our friend before we move along." As a gift, they left a blue silk ribbon tied into a bow, around the bonnie star the Scot's kilt did lift and show.


Zee
Look out! The roller coaster track is heading into oblivion!


GlitterRock
Dan Ankroyd


cisco3600
He will wait like this, sometimes for hours, for an unwary fly or small bird to happen upon his gaping maw. In an instant he will capture the prey and store it in one of his cheek pouches for consumption during the long winter months.


Sidesk
Yes, Chris, d) Exterminate, is my final answer.


DarkDynaGirl
Could you please get your a$$ off my head... it's killing me.


LongLiveRock
0/ Sit on my face and tell me that you love me! 0/


GlitterRock
"Ach. Ah got t' git me a nice set o' titties t' go wit' muh dress!"


CountessCoco
"WANT-SOME-PEPPER?"


GlitterRock
Now the Scotsman woke to nature's call, and stumbled toward the trees, behind the bush he lifts his kilt and gawks as what he sees. And in a startled voice he says, to what's before his eyes, "Oh, lad, I don't know where you've been, but I see you won first prize!"


Zee
"Yes, I'm mad, MAD! ...and gassy."


Agent_Moldy
Sorry, but Charlie Callas with a mop-top is still Charlie Callas.


MrTim
"Say, Victoria, why don't you stop by my room later. My willie won first prize the other day!"
"Yes, Jamie, I'm sure all the sheep thought it was marvelous!"


Zee
If you take a date to the giant cheese grater and can't score, then you can't score at all.