GlitterRock This was back in the 80s, when you were required by law to keep your robot-dogs in a carry-seat in the back.	GlitterRock If you're using your advanced dog-computer from the year 5000 to get you directions to the Millennium Dome simply because you're too damn lazy for Mapquest .... I think you might be wasting his potential.	cajunmagic Wendie Malick prepares for another deflowering.
TheDiva Request-sample-of-figgy-pudding. Will-not-vacate-premises-until-said-confection-is-supplied...	Zee . o O (I'd like to be more well read, but I have no means of turning the pages!)	Sidesk The plot really was Pollock's.
TheDiva Barber, Baker...sounds like a cast list for "Sweeney Todd"...	Indomitus "Okay, forget the dog. What if we built a large, robotic badger..."	Sidesk ...and the Case for the Prosecution rests.
TheDiva The visual effects budget was so low, poor Mat had to sell off his second "t" in order to make ends meet.	TheDiva Man, now I know why so many "Doctor Who" fans hate John Nathan-Turner.	GlitterRock If his Pawn directed this .... does that mean the evil hand of Stefano DiMera was really the one behind "K9 & Company?" It makes perfect sense now!
zoom98 "The Hand of Door", Part One	GlitterRock Even TARDISes need love too. But don't just slap your hand on the keyhole -- finger it a little, get the TARDIS excited first. Foreplay is everything, my friend.	GlitterRock And Billie proceeds to unleash a bucketful of whoopass.