GlitterRock "BRING ME THE BLUE PAGES!" (blows raspberry) "OH NOW THAT'S JUST RUDE..."	GlitterRock And now, '80s BBC-TV presents 'Memoirs of a Geisha." "Hm. What will I, a simple geisha, do tonight? Oh I know! I'll read some memoirs."	daupstart That mattress WAS white a week ago...
GlitterRock "Brendan! What did you do with Father's golf clubs??"	Mattteus Hang on THAT'S K-9?? The vacuum on Teletubbies makes a more convincing dog!	GlitterRock "Baaaa! I'm a goat!" ... ... ... "Oh screw you guys." (leaves the scene)
Dita DuPave The British El Chupacabra	GlitterRock "Oooh Dark Lord! I give unto you the body of this pasty, effete, wispy lad!" {{{{ER. NO THANKS. BUT I WOULDN'T SAY 'NO' TO A NICE 17-YEAR OLD CHEERLEADER, THOUGH. OOH! MAKE HER A REDHEAD! I HAVEN'T HAD A REDHEAD IN YEARS! NOT TOO SLUTTY, THOUGH. I'M THE HORNED BEAST, THAT DOESN'T MEAN I'M EASY.}}}} "Yea, Dark Lord. We obey!"	Indomitus And Satan nails the dismount! The judges gotta like that one!
Zee The hypnotist from Invasion USA forces Joyce DeWitt to submit to his twisted desires...	Shadarus Just because you have Photoshop doesn't mean you HAVE to use the lens flare filter. Geesh.	cajunmagic Ladies and gentlemen, the mystical tatas of life!
ChaosWolf1982 Now THOSE are some nice headlights.	Sidesk "I think he's suffered enough."	cajunmagic I'm sorry. They did NOT use lasers during the Boxer Rebellion.