Zee
Right, like a guy named Terence Dudley would know anything about GIRLS.





GlitterRock
[SQUARE-CUT-OR-PEAR-SHAPED, THESE-PHOTO-OCULAR-CIRCUITS-SHALL-NOT-LOSE-THEIR-SHAPE, MISTRESS.]





daupstart
"MAY THE POWER OF MY JAMAICAN VANILLA INCENSE COMPEL YOU!!"





gibberish3
I wonder if he’s conducting the Harmony of Dissonance or the Aria of Sorrow.





Shadarus
What the- does he have a set of black furry dice hanging around this neck???





gleeb
BEING FOR THE BENEFIT OF MR KITE…





Shadarus







Zee







Sidesk
JNT has a bash at pre-empting the MILF concept by at least a decade or two.





gleeb
This week, K9 goes undercover!





GlitterRock
"Hand over that willie now, son. None of the fans want to have the possibility of seeing Brendan/Sarah fanfic going on."
"What about ... slashfic, sir?"
"Hm. Come by my place after dark, and we'll see."





Zee
Alfred Hitchcock: Midnight Toker





GlitterRock
"Ooooo, she's in heat! You can just feel it beating off her nether-regions! It'll warm your hands, it will!"




TheDiva
One of the few cutesy robots who doesn't make me want to reach for a sledgehammer.




GlitterRock
"OOOO! It's a *boy* K9, Mummy!"