cajunmagic
*gasp* "Mrs. Slocombe?"





GodoHell
We now return to "Nigel Tufnel, Muppet Proctologist," already in progress.





GlitterRock
Ewwww.... Grimace goatse!





Shockeye2006
"THERE IS A TREE TRUNK IN OUR WAY."
"THE DOC-TOR HAS DE-FEA-TED US AG-AIN!"





daupstart
"Hey dude, I snuck price tags on all the Daleks and sold them to Jawas. Hahaha"
"PBBBT!!.... "





Shockeye2006
"Can we defeat the Daleks with a hot glue gun that only has a two foot cord?"





TheDiva
Of course; this is the Doctor we're talking about. Guy makes Matlock look like an amateur.





Shadarus
Matlock wielded a hot glue gun? Has he been taking random-crap-assembly lessons from MacGyver?





GlitterRock
I think Diva was referring to Matlock's rarely-mentioned glue-huffing habit. Sort of like Sherlock Holmes and cocaine, it helped him think.





daupstart
"Eating my cookies, goddammit!" [WUMP!] "I'll give you a cookie, you big, greedy mother--" [WUMP! WUMP!]
"Doctor, please stop!"
"... Meeee, sorrrryyyyy... "





Shockeye2006
The Doctor spring cleans the TARDIS and beats his favorite rug.





cajunmagic
Jean Marsh?





Shockeye2006
"CAN I GET A WHOA BUN-DY?"




Diana Luna
With Jennifer Aniston as the whiney and pitiful astronaunt.




Zee
Oh, so she's playing Lisa Nowak.