LadyLoxley
*reaches into the screengrab and smacks him*
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kilroy105
"Allow me to be the Devil's advocate here..." *BLAM! THUD!*
Melwick
I feel like pouncing on this guy as if i was a tiger..
GlitterRock
"Oi! No fair! I already lost ONE hand this season... don't take 'em both!"
GlitterRock
VILLAIN PROFILE: The Beast
AKA: The Devil. Satan. Abaddon. Krop Tor. Lucifer. Sutekh. Carrot Top. Tom Green.
PLUSSES: Damn cool CGI! He's *huge!* He's got Gabriel Woolf's voice! He invented evil, violence, lust, dishonesty, porno, and everything else that makes life alot more interesting.
MINUSES: He also invented hatred, cruelty, bigotry, injustice. One of the uncredited producers of "White Chicks."
SECRET DESIRE: To finally reveal that, yes, he really *IS* Sutekh from "Pyramids of Mars!" Y'see, when the Fourth Doctor moved the space-time tunnel he was trapped in to the far future, what actually happened was that it was reversed to go to the ancient past. He emerged from it into the universe which existed before this one. There was no such thing as 'evil' in that universe until he arrived. He battled, and was ultimately defeated by, the Disciples Of Light. That's why he said he knew the Doctor: because they'd already fought once before!
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Did I also mention that The Beast also invented "fanwank?"
Diana Luna
Why does he have a bear hand puppet?
GlitterRock
"... .... ... ... .... ... ... ..."
"Um -- salmon?"
"NO! I was clearly a Montauk Wild Striped Bass! Ohh, you suck at Fish Charades, Rose."
LadyLoxley
Yay, more peanut tossing!
...shit! Missed!
GlitterRock
Tennant refuses to let anyone urn more than he does.
OUCH! Loxley, that better have been aimed at Tennant! 
kilroy105
"Hey there, Cappers! Summer of Sci-Fi logo again. Don't mind me... just trying to keep these old Night Gallery episodes from escaping on to the air waves yet again. Go about your business now."
jondapicam
I guess the sybian was on too high?
GlitterRock
The self-satisfying smile of a man feeling Billie Piper's sumptuous, heaving, luscious, pillowy bewbies pressing against him
GlitterRock
.oO Mmmmmmm this is definitely more enjoyable than spooning with Adric on those cold, lonely nights back in '82.... Oo.
TheDiva
The smug smile that can only come from knowing you're getting more action than all your previous incarnations combined.
LadyLoxley
Even when he looks like that?
(Ow! Who threw that?)
