GlitterRock
o/` I'm just an Ood whose intentions are good.
Oh Lord, please don't let me be misunderstood! o/`
Indomitus
*turns on the lights*
Oh. Okay.
*turns the lights back off*
GlitterRock
"With my last breath...! I blame AAAAaadric......"
burkeonthesly
"We gotta haul ass outta here, guys."
GlitterRock
"Doctor, don't you see this is why your last companion left you. You don't have enough passion. Sometimes a woman wants to see a man be a man. You gotta push back a little.(starts shaking.) You gotta get a little rough! OH GOD!!!!!! Doctor HIT ME!"
(Glitter smacks her ass) YEEAHH!
GlitterRock
o/` S - E - X you know I want it! S - E - X I'm gonna get it! ... S - E - X I think I found it! o/`
Zee
"Tell Lovecraft... I never... loved.... him....*death rattle*
Indomitus
They died as they lived: With a mouth like a PlayDoh Fun Factory.
burkeonthesly
A Satan Pit draws near!
Command?
Capper attacks!
The Satan Pit's Hit Points decreased by 2.
The Satan Pit attacks!
Thy Hit Points decreased by 43.
Command?
Cyberbeast
If They Mated: Eric Bana and Chris Barrie
TheDiva
"Paris said she's not having sex for a year? That violates her contract!"
Shadarus
I have the sudden urge to use the word 'molestery'... not sure why.
Dita DuPave
Somebody mushed Jamie Kennedy and Will Ferrell.
Melwick
And gave him David Letterman's teeth to boot..
TheDiva
And the result is...the Devil.
I can't say I'm surprised.
