gleeb Yeah, it goes without saying that these guys invented the straw pretty early on.	GlitterRock "Rose, stay away from the man with a penis for a head." "Awwww, can't I just kiss him g'night?"	kilroy105 "I can't dig that.... SUCKA!" NEXT!! "Oh come on! I'm a freakin' King in the WWE." Sorry Booker T. Go back to schilling Hungry Man dinners. "There's 5 kinds... 5 kinds... 5 kin..." Oh geez... NEXT already.
TheDiva "I have a headache this big and it has Satan written all over it..."	kilroy105 Hey Cappers... I'm baaaaaack! Didja miss me? The Summer of Sci-Fi promo? Hell, I was the only well-lit thing on the network, you *had* to have missed me!	GlitterRock The last time I saw something that boggle-eyed wearing that much eyeliner, Johnny Depp was looking for the rum!
kilroy105 A string mop? Oh, so *that's* who they're replacing Billie Piper with! Probably won't notice the difference.	GlitterRock Alex Haley and Russell T Davies present "Roots"	GlitterRock "Remember kids. If you can't afford roofies for your date, use what Danny always uses: a lead pipe. It's cheap, and in a pinch it'll serve the same purpose." (WHACK! THUD! FALLS!) "Now excuse me. I've got a lil' Scooti-scooting to do."
JMShearer Oh, so very close to making everyone happy. At least us Rose fans have a decent view.	Gray Zombie {{{{{(|)}}}}} Hi. How are you, sorry to interrupt. Have you two seen a couple of Halflings? They've got something of mine. A ring. I tell you what, if the Missus finds out that I've lost that, Oooo hoo hoo, is this Flaming C*nt in the Orc house.	Zee "Yog-Sothoth, party of three?"
GlitterRock "And you say this is.... liquid-cheesecake??"	Zee She's got a John Waters mustache!	LauraPowers85 "Ewwww gross! Lice! You're no longer my time companion!" *scratch*