TheLurker Who Ettiquette #69: It is not considered polite to bugger the Doctor in mid-regeneration.	Zee "Come on, I'll help you back onto the Quaker Oats box..."	BitShifter "Three nasty-looking switches on this wall, but I'm not going to be the first..."
GlitterRock "No, no, no, no, this sucker's electrical! But it needs a nuclear reaction to generate the 1.21 gigawatts of electricity I need."	enigk *whispering* "Nobody...move...if you try and run, you'll trigger Jenna Elfman's predator/prey response...."	Zee Do the Tin Woodsman! Put your weight on it! Yeah!
MrTim And the referee gives the Cyberman a standing eight-count!	Derek Kompare "I've gained his trust. Tell me, tell me what I have to do!" "You are pathetic, boy. BWA-HA-HA-HA!"	enigk "You there! What day is it today?" "December 26th, muh lord." "Shit, I missed it!"
Derek Kompare Polly suddenly realizes that she left a kettle going on the stove twenty years ago.	The_Gray_Zombie Or is it twenty years from now. It's so hard to tell when you're time traveling.	GlitterRock Maybe I should turn the kettle on NOW! Just in case it's a time-paradox-thingy....
The_Gray_Zombie Tails. I lose.	MrTim It's the Mirror Universe Art Bell!	The_Gray_Zombie The home team's losing.