"SHUT UP!"

Just go through Kasterborus until you reach The Dead Planet, then hang a right, keep on going til you reach the Planet Of Giants then make a left. Keep on going for about 2,000 lightyears until you reach The Web Planet; now when you get there, stop by the Face Of Boe's place -- he's a mate o'mine -- and he'll give you directions to The Tenth Planet. You'll need directions, y'see, because it's off the beaten path. Ever since the new hyperspace-bypass came in, it's not on any of the county-maps anymore. Anyway, where was I? Ah yes. He'll give you directions to the Planet Of The Spiders, and you'll want to go there because it'll be your last reststop for about 12,000 lightyears, and that Mountain Dew'll be kicking in long before then, trust me. Take two rights, and you'll see the Planet Of Evil right straight ahead. Stop there. There's a great pancake place there that serve waffles that'll stick to y'ribs for the next ten years! Tell Mavis I sent ya. Anyway, after that, go on I-90, and that'll take you straight past The Pirate Planet, the Planet Of Fire, and The Mysterious Planet. Once you pass those, it's nothing but a straight line to The Impossible Planet."