GlitterBellRock
"This'll cut through that sumbitchin' Macrovision, by gum!"





TheCarolingDiva
So, all nefarious plans in the universe are masterminded by the Daleks. The Earth-Draconia hostilities? Daleks. The Jagrafess? Yep. Peter Jackson getting fired from The Hobbit? You better believe the Daleks' plunger-prints are all over that baby...





GlitterBellRock
*kisses Jo on the end of her nose, 'cause she's cute*





TheCarolingDiva
Oh, here. *Hands Jo eyelash comb*





GlitterBellRock
WHERE-IS-ROSE-TYLER?
"Wrong season, mate. Jo's the companion in this one. Say hello, Jo."
UGGGH-KEEP-BACK! I-COME-ALL-THIS-WAY-FROM-THE-TIME-WAR-EXPECTING-TO-SEE-FLOUNCY-PILLOWY-PIPER-BEWBIES-AND-WHAT-DO-I-GET? TWO-RAISINETTES-IN-A-TUBETOP!





GlitterBellRock
The Urak-Hai and Saruman of their day.





LadyLoxley
A double-barrelled fire hose?





JMShearer
Exhibit 1269: Production still of the unreleased Three Stooges film Have TRON, Will Travel.





Christmas DITty
We now return to "Terry Jones can't fire his gun,"





GlitterBellRock
Uh oh. Jo's just realized there's going to be math involved.





enaofthelivingdead
Do you ever wake up in the morning and think, "In my next life things are going to be different. I'm going to be thinner, prettier and have a lot more drive?"
Nope.
Figures.





HowlingMadShad
Tenth Doctor, Martha, AND Rose? Wow, how'd I miss THAT episode?





jondapicam
The little bastard hasn't said a thing since he saw me naked.




burkeonthesly
Carlos Mencia's left kidney finally works up the nerve to leap up through his neck and strangle his brain in mid-sketch. His audience will never learn what the president of Mexico was doing in a dingy parlor.




jondapicam
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