GlitterBellRock "This'll cut through that sumbitchin' Macrovision, by gum!" |
TheCarolingDiva So, all nefarious plans in the universe are masterminded by the Daleks. The Earth-Draconia hostilities? Daleks. The Jagrafess? Yep. Peter Jackson getting fired from The Hobbit? You better believe the Daleks' plunger-prints are all over that baby... |
GlitterBellRock *kisses Jo on the end of her nose, 'cause she's cute* |
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TheCarolingDiva Oh, here. *Hands Jo eyelash comb* |
GlitterBellRock WHERE-IS-ROSE-TYLER? "Wrong season, mate. Jo's the companion in this one. Say hello, Jo." UGGGH-KEEP-BACK! I-COME-ALL-THIS-WAY-FROM-THE-TIME-WAR-EXPECTING-TO-SEE-FLOUNCY-PILLOWY-PIPER-BEWBIES-AND-WHAT-DO-I-GET? TWO-RAISINETTES-IN-A-TUBETOP! |
GlitterBellRock The Urak-Hai and Saruman of their day. |
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LadyLoxley A double-barrelled fire hose? |
JMShearer Exhibit 1269: Production still of the unreleased Three Stooges film Have TRON, Will Travel. |
Christmas DITty We now return to "Terry Jones can't fire his gun," |
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GlitterBellRock Uh oh. Jo's just realized there's going to be math involved. |
enaofthelivingdead Do you ever wake up in the morning and think, "In my next life things are going to be different. I'm going to be thinner, prettier and have a lot more drive?" Nope. Figures. |
HowlingMadShad Tenth Doctor, Martha, AND Rose? Wow, how'd I miss THAT episode? |
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jondapicam The little bastard hasn't said a thing since he saw me naked. |
burkeonthesly Carlos Mencia's left kidney finally works up the nerve to leap up through his neck and strangle his brain in mid-sketch. His audience will never learn what the president of Mexico was doing in a dingy parlor. |
jondapicam New on Ronco Records! El Presidente Sings the Blues! Order your copy today! |
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