GlitterBellRock "I've got a plan -- AND IT'S AS HOT AS MY PANTS!!"	Zee Master: "Whoa, whoa, whoa! I don't even know these assholes!"	IrkenIckyChips "My ears demand your awe and RESPECT!"
Indomitus Owing to illness, tonight the part of the Master will be played by a giant candlestick.	Scarecrows Brain In the next Special Edition of Star Wars: A New Hope -- George Lucas makes fans heads explode when he redoes the cantina scene to show Greedo being shot by Greedo and Greedo.	GlitterBellRock "This new season of '24' is gonna be off the hook!" "Yeah! Um.... Jack's gonna shave eventually, right?"
GlitterBellRock "Just a little off the top, my dear. Don't make it look like yours. Or Pertwee's." "Ya want it 'good,' then guv'nor?" "Preeeeecisely!"	GlitterBellRock The sad thing? As far as 'Counselor Troi' outfits go, she's probably won a costume-competition or two before.	LadyLoxley "I want to give a damn. Really, I do. But I don't."
KKDW Of course it's a quarry, we should have seen that coming!	GlitterBellRock "Draconian Prince? I just gotta know. Rumors say that the top of a Draconian's head tastes just like a peanut. Is that true?" "Only one way to find out, Williamsss."	YibbleGuy "Cucumber-Headed Alien." "JoAnne Worley." "Nice to meet you." "Nice to meet YOU."
Sidesk "Ravioli, sir, is not a sweet. Try zabaglione, sir. Is a sweet."	Indomitus "Who are all these other women in your little black book, Doctor? And why is this 'Romana' woman listed twice?"	Sidesk "I liked it so much, I bought the company."