enigk "Do you want to know why it smells in here? Well, I'll tell you...because I *farted* that's why! Suck it up, losers!"	GlitterRock "Bill, Pat Troughton wondered if you can pack up all your stuff early so he can start getting the old-man smell outta his--I mean, your dressing room, mm'kay? Thanks, you're a peach!"	LauraPowers85 "Buy my hot-plate!" "No solicitors!"
GlitterRock "Tonight, on GAY AS CYBERFOLK...."	Derek Kompare "Hello, this is the base under siege, may I take your order, please?"	LauraPowers85 "Cartman, there's a satelite sticking out of your butt!" "You guys don't scare me! I know there's no such thing as visitors."
TheLurker o/` Connect the dots... la la la la la o/`	Derek Kompare Sheriff Taylor's really trying to bring the latest law enforcement technology to the Mayberry PD.	GlitterRock "Get on the horn to Clara up in Mont Pilot. Tell her Otis got ahold of some bad 'shine, freaked out, and has taken a bunch of schoolkids hostage."
Derek Kompare "Get him!" "Go.." "Get him!" "Go...!" "Get hi--aw crap, touchdown!" "Yeah baby! Woo!"	Zee "Welcome back to USA Up All Night. Stay tuned for "Dr. Alien", followed by "Monster High" and "Surf Nazis Must Die", tonight on USA Up All Night."	GlitterRock In Cell Block-B, Ryan lets Steve have the bottom bunk -- as long as Steve keeps dressing up like Nancy Sinatra.
enigk "Ya mind explainin' why we found *this* in your suitcase, sir?" "I most certainly will not - and if you've worn off Peter North's autograph, you'll be hearing from my attorney!"	YibbleGuy "Please, Bruce--try on this glass slipper. If it doesn't fit you, you're the last of the eligible men in the kingdom, and I'll start having to try it on girls."	GlitterRock "Nothing funnier than a thingy-shaped turnip!"