GlitterRock
*moves her hands up towards his face*
"AHH! Doctor, she's a Salt-Monster! Hellllllp me!"
TheDiva
Oh come on, Mickey doesn't get slapped near as often as he deserves...
GlitterRock
++MY.DREAMS.OF.CONQUEST!!!+++
GlitterRock
"Ahem."
"Sorry?"
"I'm on a Merry-Go-Round. And right now, there's precious little Merry, and zero Go-Rounding going on. Start pushing!"
GlitterRock
Even the Doctor has to have a cleaner in occasionally to tidy up the TARDIS.
"Oi! Where's my money?"
"Ah. Um. (patting pockets) I'm a bit short now. Tell you what. When you're through, I'll nip back a couple of weeks and pay you then."
"That's what you said a month ago!"
"No, that was next week."
"HuhhhhWHA?" 
"It's a time travel-thing, you wouldn't understand. Don't forget to dust under the armoire.
GlitterBellRock
And to think, this is the best special effect in the whole season!
kilroy105
Uh oh... Sci-Fi re-running the Adrian Paul season of War of the Worlds again?
Trin Tragula
As the debate about whether or not the floors on Iceworld are slippery continues, innocent bystanders become caught in the crossfire.
Indomitus
I'm going to skin him and make a non-slip pad for my shower.
TheCarolingDiva
He has my great-grandma's hair...
JMShearer
Now, how humiliating would it be to know that the last thing you saw as you passed out was Pertwee with that expression on his face, with his hand raised like he's going to start stroking it?
Christmas DITty
Not only that, but he also had a big shit-eating grin too.
Sidesk
"But you said you could take honest criticism, Jo!"
kilroy105
(voiceover) "Getting a quote from Geico's so easy... even Blanka from Street Fighter II can do it!"
Trin Tragula
"Offside, number 51, defense. Five-yard penalty, repeat second down."
