GlitterRock
Order a year's subscription to HUSTLER now, and get this complimentary Dildo Phone... free!


Zee
Building your own prom date never works...


Sidesk
Why doezzz the nutter alwayzzz sit next to me?


DarkDynaGirl
German muppets will never sell... what is wrong with those people!!


Zee
The Pop-Eyed Martian Squeeze Toy That Conquered The World


TheLurker
"OOOOOOOHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"


GlitterRock
"I don't like your face, Doc! Although, I guess I won't have to worry about that much longer. Heh heh...."


GlitterRock
BWAH-HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!
Er... um... I mean, "Oh my God, Doctor, what is that horrible thing?!?" (snerk, snicker)


DarkDynaGirl
"Cyberleader says to tell you... the barn door is open and the horse is peeking out."


GlitterRock
"TheEEEEE humanzzz will neveRRRRRR zzee through ouRRRRRRR dizzguizze!"


TheLurker
"Give me zzzome head...."


Zee
"Demonzzzz come out!"


DarkDynaGirl
Somewhere there is a german man nearly orgasmic for this cap.


TheLurker
o/` Steve the Astronaut... La la la/ The Lurker is totally ignorant as to how these Steve the Astronaut caps got started.. o/`


GlitterRock
o/` Steve the Astronaut ... la la la.... flying in his spaceship... la la la... getting his oxygen-tube confused with his poop-tube ... la la la... makes him very sad.... la la la ... o/`