LadyLoxley Right back atcha, punk!	GlitTerrorRock Any second now, a big stamp of "YOU CAN'T DO THAT ON INTER MINOR" is going on his forehead.	YibbleGuy There's a rare sight ... William F. Buckley, Jr. hugging a *woman*.
kilroy105 Mortal Kombat: The Love Boat GOPHER WINS!! FLAWLESS VICTORY!! FATALITY!!	GlitTerrorRock "And if... if I do what you say, you'll let me squeeze the Charmin?" "Yeah, whatever. Now move that head over the covers -- and no complaining when I Whipple all over your face."	TheSpaceToast "...And STAY out of the Emerald City, yeh drunken sod!"
Sidesk Look! He's wearing a wig! Next thing you'll be telling me he's wearing make-up!	GlitTerrorRock Yes folks, the man who designed has won three Oscars for Costume Design.	Zee Wow, it's almost like the Academy Awards are completely irrelevent and pointless!
GlitterRock For all you ladeez who wondered what it'd be like to get a big wet one from Barty Crouch Sr., this one's for you!	Cyberbeast Dear Preparation H, The warning on your packaging that reads "For External Use Only" needs to be made bigger. Thank you. Sincerely, Bob "Whistler" Smith	Shadarus If and mated.
TheDiva Funny, I thought being shocked by a Cyberman would feel less...orgasmic...	Sidesk Oh, look, London. There's a surprise.	TheDiva Yeah, you know you're watching "Doctor Who" when the budget will allow for travel to alien planets, but not to Los Angeles.