GlitTerrorRock "... and then I told him, 'Again we see there is nothing you can possess which I cannot take away.'" "God, will you ever stop telling that story??"	TheMaskedDiva For those of you who wonder what canon is in "Doctor Who," here you go.	TheLurker Remember, folks, Doctor Who is SERIOUS ADULT DRAMA, and don't you dare imply otherwise!
GlitTerrorRock Ian Marter's first appearance on the show was enough to send the kids hiding back behind the sofa once again.	Sidesk Space cacti. Terry Nation must be so jealous.	GlitTerrorRock "Oooh, turn to Page 3! I want to see what saucy minx they've drawn in this issue!"
Mattteus There's a market for iTardis Nano	Zee "Aaaaaaawwwwww, I wanted K-9! Now I'm going to have to buy another box of Doctor Who Cereal."	The BitShifter The little-known and widely unpopular Type 30 TARDIS was actually a suppository...
Zee Meanwhile, on TNT in the late nineties.... "One Hundred Percent- *ding* -Weeeeeeird!"	GlitTerrorRock "Want to see something neat, Claire?" "Ohh please, Major Daly!" (he grunts... grunts... grunts.... chin pushes out eighteen inches, smacks her in the forehead, knocks her over)	KKDW The all new inflatable Pletrac!
GlitTerrorRock "Doctor, I found some old issues of TV Comic. You never mentioned you had a grandson named Johnny." "Read a few of them. You'll see why."	Zee You know what's scarier than a Carnival of Monsters? The CARNIES at the Carnival of Monsters.	TheMaskedDiva Finally, the Fashion Police caught up with him!