GlitterRock Attack Of The Killer Pimple!	TheDiva Yuck, the tennis-playing alien blancmange has gotten all moldy...	The BitShifter "Anybody got any sardine tins you want opened?"
SpaceHopper1999 Brigadier: "Doctor?" Doctor: "Yes?" Brigadier: "She's making that face again, isn't she?" Doctor: "I'm afraid so, Brigadier. Just ignore her, and she might stop doing it."	TheDiva Oh no, it's gonna turn them all into Scotsmen!	Indomitus No, Diva, that's the Blancmange. This is the Cherry Cobbler. It'll turn them into Texans.
TheDiva Suddenly, the whole flatulent aliens thing doesn't seem so silly.	The BitShifter There's a wild shootout on the corner of Bookstores and Laboratory!	Indomitus "Hey!... What are you looking at?!? That wasn't a pick! NOT A PICK!"
GlitterRock "... ... ... Newman!"	The BitShifter They're being attacked by Metallica's Load album cover!	Indomitus So they spilled grape jam on the film stock and called it a villain?
daupstart "Doctor, look at this." "What you got there, love?" "I found a--" [squeeze] "You know I'm going to report you to Kronos for sexual harrassment, you keep squeezing my ass."	The BitShifter The Friends of The Time Lord are standing by to take your PBS pledge *now*!	gleeb "Picking up the Doctor's signal…" "Engage the translucent, colored plexiglass!"