LauraPowers85 "Hi, I'm Bob Evil."	Zee "Have you ever seen Sarah Michelle Gellar in a silk peignoir, lightly kissing Alyson Hannigan's tender nipple buds?" "....No." "Me neither. And it eats me up inside!"	gleeb "We got a lot in common, K-9, both bein' minor characters." Yes, but people like me."
JMShearer "When the Doctor said he had a special job for me, I didn't know he meant to keep a smeggin' robot company." "I'm not particularly fond of you right now, either, K9."	TheDiva "...And she didn't even realize I'd been replaced by a dummy! I mean, how can you not notice something like that?" "Suggest you get over it..."	Shadarus Noo! Don't feed the cute little caged mogwi the candy bar! You won't survive! It's a death wish! It's... dude, is that a Caramello?
The Youth of Australia Sarah regrets trying to retcon the events of The Five Doctors, Train Flight, Bullet Time, Interference, The Balloon Debate and Sarah Jane Smith Investigates.	GlitterRock "You think the updated version is so great. I went through stuff on the old show that you wouldn't believe." "Try me." "Saw the Doctor regenerate." "Been there, done that." "Worked with gay-companion Richard Franklin." "Worked with gay-companion John Barrowman. *And* snogged him." "Hung out with imbecile Harry Sullivan!" "Hello.... I *dated* imbecile Mickey Smith!" "Bad rubber dinosaurs!" "Bad rubber Slitheen!" "Got possessed by a stone-hand!" "Got possessed by a trampoline!" "Oh... oh yeah?? At least I didn't shag Chris Evans!" "At least I wasn't in 'K9 And Company." "... .... .... .... bitch."	The Youth of Australia 'Rose? Rose? Rose!' 'Oh, sorry. You know, Sarah, for one glorious moment, I forgot you ever existed...'
The Secretive Bus Sarah Jane looks on wistfully. o0 "Oh I wish mine were as pert and lush as hers..." 0o	Diana Luna It's like Jessica Simpson being on Star Trek.	The Youth of Australia Rose reacts with her usual reserve upon learning Sarah is from '1980'.
LauraPowers85 Lily Tomlin held hostage pleads to strangers with her desperate eyes.	GlitterRock "Thank you, Mr. Black Man." "That's Blackman. My name is Blackman."	LauraPowers85 Tell your brother to watch out for baby Hitler.