Indomitus
Is she suckling ALL of them?





gleeb
Besides, you don't want her to play favorites, do you?
(I guess that should be "favourites")





YibbleGuy
"Okay, I want all of the maids to go long on '3'. I'll drop back, and ... WHAT DO YOU MEAN 'DELAY OF GAME'?"





Zee
Remember: He sleeps NOSE TO ANUS. Just a reminder.





TheDiva
He does a pretty good face.





AlexGariepy
CHOOSE A CHARACTER
*quickly chooses Billie... what? She's got good speed attributes?*





daupstart
It foretells of Dish Network Satellite 119 crashing to Earth





Zee
It's been a busy day for Peter Garrett: First he became a Hare Krishna, then Leslie Neilsen buried him up to his neck in the sand as the tide came in, then he came back as a zombie and joined the SLA.

(There, if that isn't a high-concept cap I don't know what is)





GlitterRock
It's time to feel the wreath of Michael Berryman!
(ducks tomatoes)





TheDiva
The definition of "Geek Cute".




LadyLoxley
Stop trying to be cute, dammit! It's not gonna work...




TheLurker
*insert any lady capper except Loxley here*





Indomitus
"...and lick the mirror handsome!" *lick*




GlitterRock
"Doctor, mistletoe can be deadly if you eat it-- "
"-- but a kiss can be even deadlier if you mean it."




daupstart
He should've waited until temperatures were above freezing to do that.