Zee
...an evil gal who wants to rule the world...





GlitterRock
"Do you know what happened to the LAST security guard who questioned whether I could eat a jawbreaker this size?"
"What, sir?"
"He was.... proved wrong! Ha! 'Cause I'm fat! GIT IT??"





YibbleGuy
Definitely the LEAST valuable Bettie Page photo ....




BlakHat1
"..EESEBURGERRRS!"





YibbleGuy
You know that too many guys have been feeling you up when each breast needs its own zipper.





The BitShifter
"From hell's heart I stab at thee! For hate's sake I spit my last breath at thee!"
"CUT!"





TheDiva
"So, the mighty Ator needs two swords to fight, does he?"
NEXT!





GlitterRock
"And how am I gonna react when I see a great big threatening button-- "
NEXT!





Zee
"...Corn... Green Peppers... *sigh* ....Onions..."
NEXT!





The BitShifter
"The... confusion... in... my... mind..."





GlitterRock
"Hahahaha! How's this? Come on, come on! It's me, Finnegan!"





The BitShifter
They found a calculator from "The Flintstones"





GlitterRock
The world's oldest Pocket Poker game!




TheDiva
"I'm working on a new D&D campaign, can this wait?"





daupstart
"I-I-Ah-I I-Ah-I wannt the kniiiiiiife......... Pleeeeease."