AlanPartridge Special Guest Appearance by "Monolith."	GlitterRock "Uh Doctor ... there's a rather large army of Clone Troopers and Jedi coming this way...."	gleeb While waiting for Scaroth, they trade overcoat-related anecdotes...
JohnSteed "IM-HO-TEP! IM-HO-TEP! Hey, is that a bagel? er, um, IM-HO-TEP!"	GlitterRock Any second now, Ash and his car are gonna come crashing through!	gleeb OK, for a ram-chip, tell us one good thing and one bad thing about thie movie...
GlitterRock "Mr. Humphries, are you free?" "I am free!"	ElectraAlan A distinction without a difference: a homosexual and an Englishman.	gleeb Ah, but this is a Brit playing an alien living in Paris under an assumed Italian name. Sort of a Pan-European Interplanetary Sissy.
GlitterRock "What the .... Tom Baker autographed it on the back, writing 'THIS IS A FAKE!'"	gleeb Note: objects depicted on postcard may be larger than actual size.	BitShifter "Put the gun down. No one can survive being hit by a Jagaroth rubber band."
gleeb It was a depressing prospect; it would be hundreds of millions of years before the first discotheque.	Countess Coco The monster impresses Doctor Who with his Robot dance	GlitterRock He's telling the Ewoks about what happened in STAR WARS and EMPIRE STRIKES BACK. "Han Solo blubbida bloo bloo .... carbonite!" (arm moves down, CLANG!)