LauraPowers85
*sigh* "I don't think I'll ever be ready for this jelly."




daupstart
"Heh heh.. Hey girl."
"Tsk. What you want, Sammus?"
"I got you a present, girl."
"I don't want nothin from you!"
"I got you one of them de-scramblers. You know, them cable TV de-scramblers? This joint gets--"
"Sammus, Git out! Git out, Sammus! I done told you, I don't WANT you! Just leave! Tsk.... God..."
"Aight, aight. But you gonna appriciate that shit when you trying to watch some free Spice channel one night, goddamm!"




eber3
STOP STARING AT MY TITS!!!!!!! I've got an ass too you know!




Diana Luna
Yeah, I'm sure a Black Eyed Peas song will get rid of the bad aliens!




The Youth of Australia
Billie Piper does what she can to lift the spirits of terminal cancer patients. Bizarrely, a naughty dance/striptease is what she's most often asked for...




TheDiva
"Glitter, that's DIRTY! I can't believe the way your mind works sometimes...I didn't say stop!"




TheDiva
::fart::
(hem flaps up a little)




Shadarus
Ahh, you don't believe me? Well, right here I have da clone of die Drew Barrymore from das Charlie's Angels film... how is DAT for technology!?!




TheDiva
They still have "Prime-Time Glick" in the future? Crap.




GlitterRock
"Hello I'm Stuart Pankin, and welcome to Not Necessarily The Who's!"




TheLurker
booooooooobs.... Hey, fanboys, how many of ya would like to see her and Nicola Bryant duke it out in the chocolate pit?




daupstart
She's gonna flash her boobs and distract the bad guys!




The Youth of Australia
"No, Chip, you may NOT shove your head between them and go bublublublublublublub! Focus!"
"Oi yam, Mistress, oi yam..."




Indomitus
I've never heard such a good argument for being one of the bad guys. Talk about perks! Or perkies. Whatever.




The Youth of Australia
"The thing about the Zero Room is that it cuts out all interference, even the gravity's local..."
(lands heavily on his back) "OK, that's just not fair."