GlitterRock "What? No! It's not a pick! It's .... uh... the Master! That's it! The Master in a gelatinous form trying to take over my body!"	gleeb Hmmmm...this finger's been fired recently.	gleeb No, that just looks silly. Try 32-point Arial Bold.
TheLurker o/` Sha-ane, Sha-ane, Sha-ane Rimmer/ More reliable than your garden trimmer...o/`	gleeb Sheena Marsh, Queen of the Swamp!	GlitterRock "What?!? If a football player pats his team on the ass after a great match, it's fine .... but if I do the same to my companions after an adventure, suddenly I'm an old perv!"
TheLurker The title sequence is flipping us off!	GlitterRock This is the sonogram of the Discobaby, right?	MrTim Can you find the clitoris in this picture? If you can, give yourself a gold star for coital excellence!
TheLurker Sign says: "If this box is a-rockin', don't come a-knockin'	gleeb The Adventures of Voltaire and Mme. de Stael across the Fourth Dimension!	GlitterRock "I shall look for my bride in (spin spin spin).... Queens!"
TheLurker Ooh, I need one of *those*....	gleeb The Post Office Tower. Unfortunately, their plan to stand on top and just fling everyone in Greater London's mail to them just didn't work.	GlitterRock "I see you have constructed a new lightsaber. Your skills are complete. Indeed, you are powerful, as the Emperor has foreseen."