DarkDynaGirl "Fella... folks been sayin' you talk like ah Dandy... we dont cotton to no Dandys around here!"	GlitterRock "I'm not a dandy for another two regenerations!"	gleeb Awwww, don't stay angry, Honey...
gleeb Once, just for snoring, he politely asked a man to move to another compartment.	DarkDynaGirl After leaving Starfleet, Yeoman Rand apparently turned to the seedier side becoming a "professinal entertainer"	Mr Padgett Mike and Gloria in the "Time Warp" episode of All in the Family.
GlitterRock He's been in so many prisons over his lives, he could be the editor of "Dungeon Monthly!"	ElectraAlan This fall on FOX, find out what happens when the man who assasinated Abe Lincoln finds a Jeannie who lives in a bottle! Yes, it's "That 1870s Show!"	Mr Padgett Barbara Eden in the lost Lesbian episode of I Dream of Jeannie.
Mr Padgett The role of the LSD cowboy will be played tonight by Steven Taylor.	Mr Padgett Uhh, excuse me? I'M the one who's called Dodo!!	GlitterRock Why's there an old publicity picture of Don Imus on that?
gleeb How does he keep in shape? 20 minutes scowling practice every morning, followed my a full half-hour of saying "Hmmm?"	Mr Tim Hey, they didn't have 20-oz. cans of Coors Lite in the Old West!	gleeb You better stop splayin', Mister! Or I'll say "Hmm?"!