gleeb
Ah, what the hey, it's cocktail hour somewhere.


enigk
"Ahhh...my dearest Clarence...as soon as I find my duct tape and toilet paper tube, you'll be going where only 3 other gerbils have gone before."


DarkDynaGirl
"2 bits what kinda girl do you think I am?"
"3 bits??"
"Done!!"


ElectraAlan
That reminds me, I've got to get a guy to come out and fix my refrigerator.


gleeb
Knock it off with the spitballs! It's crowded enough in there already!


GlitterRock
... and thus, the first HOOTERS restaurant was born.


gleeb
Yeah, he can travel through time and space, but onions disagree with him.


gleeb
*earp!*


GlitterRock
"I need that tooth back! If I put it in a glass of water when I go to bed, the Time Lord-Tooth Fairy will leave a regeneration under my pillow!"


gleeb
*earp*
"Yes?"


DarkDynaGirl
No one can stop Eric Von Zipper and "the finger"


ElectraAlan
I am my ideal. But YOU are my idol! Eric Von Zipper adores you. And when Eric Von Zipper adores somebody, they stay adored.


DarkDynaGirl
"I'll take a bottle of Gin... and this floozy... and a jelly donut... to go!"


GlitterRock
"One more step, and I'll shoot the whore! Oh my dear, I'm sorry..."
"Nah, it's ok. I *am* the whore here."


GlitterRock
"You can't shoot me! I'm Sheriff Roscoe P. Coltrane, coo-coo-coo!"