gleeb This is your companion on drugs. Any questions?	Mr Padgett Uh-oh! When the elusive Dodo beast bares its teeth it usually means something will die	cisco3600 Joel escaped the SOL and went on to become a wise-cracking bartender in a quaint Texas saloon.
Coakley Jimmy Stewart? "You see, Mr. Gower tried to hit me in my sore ear. So I shot him full of lead at high noon."	gleeb What do you think? Is 500 too young for a face-lift?	Mr Padgett Hmmmmm, which do you think would reflect the inner me more? The butterfly or the battleship tattoo??
ElectraAlan With all of time and space to choose from, he goes to the Old West to have his dental work done? Should I feel sorry for this idiot?	GlitterRock "Maaaaaaaaaaaatlock!"	Mr Padgett Madam, please! I know I never use the thing, but you don't have to sew my crotch shut!
GlitterRock "Lookee at him, boys! Looks like he got that outfit off a dead Chinee!"	gleeb The Satin Sherriff is in town, and all you gingham-wearing gringoes are gonna have to shape up!	Mr Padgett Everyone trembled when The Fabulous Kid ride into town
TheLurker Wow, he's got more mathematical genius badges than Adric!	gleeb Get into better focus or I'll drill ya!	enigk Nobody got pushed around more in the old west than Billy The Petunia.