Dwarfer21 "Doctor... no like curtains. ...Doctor get angry..."	TheDiva Awww, don't pout. C'mere, Diva will make it all better...	AlexGariepy "Doc-tor lose... con-ju-ga-tion!"
Dita DuPave "Doctor get pissy..."	TheDiva Once again, for our younger cappers: this is what's called a rotary-dial phone.	GlitterRock "Bloody hell! I got the Rani on my 'do-not-call-list'!"
Gray Zombie o/~ Fuckin' Old Martian o/~	TheDiva o/...A collector's piece indeed...o/	AlexGariepy America's preparation for terrorism: Color-coded charts and duct tape. Britain's preparation for terrorism: Gas masks. I think I know who's preparing more. (... Too soon?)
TheDiva I'm the Green Fairy...	SweetHeart666 Billie discovers the Glowing Penis of Tom Cruise!	GlitterRock "A-buh-DUHHH!"
Trin Tragula "Are...you...my...mummy?"	gleeb "Wow!" "Impressive, eh?" "Nah, I was just trying to humor you. I've seen fiber optics before."	daupstart "[GASP!] You ARE the Urotsokidoji!" "Heh. Yeah..."