gleeb "We've no chance! They control the horizontal and the vertical!"	The Secretive Bus "Doctor no. 9 regenerates tonight after having failed to see the speeding convoy due to his insistance to flick snot at small children. That'll teach the childish bastard."	AlexGariepy "I call bloody time out! Damn aliens are going too fast here!"
Sidesk Jackie's got nice mugs.	The Secretive Bus "HA HA! You're UGLY!" "Rose, for God's sake, that's your grandad." "Oh."	Dita DuPave "We have to find our legs! We have to find our legs!"
GlitterRock THESE-ARE-THE-CHAINS-I-FORGED-IN-MY-LIFE-- "Uh, Mr. Dalek? The 'Charles Dickens' episode was a few weeks back." BUGGER.	Indomitus A juicer? The hell? I feel like I'm being forced to solve a Myst puzzle.	AlexGariepy Nooooo, don't touch the needle! You'll sleep forever!
TheDiva And lo, I saw there in the sky a great Trivial Pursuit game piece...	GlitterRock "Bloody hell, I've unlocked the sexual content in Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas!"	AlexGariepy "I got need a vetical block to make a Tetris. Damn it, another t-shaped block? Stupid bastards."
YibbleGuy After Miss Cleo was shut down by the FTC, they turned their attention to phony seances conducted by Miss Annoying-Starfleet-Admiral-From-Star-Trek-The-Next-Generation.	Gray Zombie Lights, please. "And there were in the same country shepherds abiding in the fields, keeping watch over their flocks by night. And lo, the angel of the Lord came upon them, and the glory of the lord shone round about them, and they were sore afraid. And the angel said unto them, Fear not, for behold, I bring unto you good tidings of great joy, which shall be to all people. For unto you this day is born in the City of Bethlehem, a Savior, which is Christ the Lord. And this shall be a sign unto you; you shall find the babe wrapped in swaddling clothes and lying in a manger. And suddenly there was with the angel, a multitude of the heavenly host, praising God, and saying, 'Glory to God in the highest, and on Earth peace, good will toward men.'" That's what Christmas is all about, Charlie Brown.	GlitterRock In a bit of classic-continuity, Commander Millington (pictured left) enjoys a stiff drink or two before heading to his new assignment at Maiden's Point.