GlitterRock
"Captain Hercule Platini. I.Q. 212."


gmask1
After a bitter legal dispute, the Satanic Cross was withdrawn from ritual use, only to reappear soon after as the spinner in Twister.


TravisPotts79
The Brigadier finally gets to visit Cromer, only to find that it is a dark,dark place indeed.


gleeb
"I dunno about you, but I don't feel 'undercover' enough yet."
"Good thinking; we'd better have another."


MrAtomik
Children's Programming on the BBC is sponsored by New Castle Brown Ale, remember kids, when you're thirsty, make it Brown!


AlexGariepy
Got weird demon-like aliens in your town runnning amok? Don't worry, booze solves everything!


gleeb
"I don't care what you think it looks like! Just lasso it and pull it out of there!"


The BitShifter
"Yes, I'm knitting you a ballsack, Mr. Benton. Perhaps you can use it to get out there and help the Doctor!"


The Secretive Bus
"Yoink!"
*snatch*


Dita DuPave
*blows whistles* Ok, lady, I think its time she got a longer skirt!


Diana Luna
The cricket team gangbangs Bea Arthur.


twetwe123
Ohhh, very nice. I think the Doctor and I might like to be alone for a while...


The Secretive Bus
"Doctor Who" - so good, even the street lights want to have a look.


The Secretive Bus
"Dr. Morris, I... I think I'm... attracted to you!"
"It had to come, Jimmy. It had to come."
"So have I!"
"... That's just distasteful, Jimmy."


YibbleGuy
"...yes, friends WHOI, radio 95.5 FM, is ready to start the big Corpse'n'Cash giveaway!"