GlitterRock (whisper) "I don't really care for this guest-minister, Harry."	TheLurker "Can I get a FAAAAAN-TASTIC! here?"	AlexGariepy The sermon got even more bizarre when the Doc started talking about meeting with Jesus.
SweetHeart666 "YOU get a car! YOU get a car! YOU get a car!..."	Indomitus He steps up to the pulpet... Adjusts his stance... He's pointing at the centerfield home run fence! I can't believe he's calling his shot!	LauraPowers85 "Everyone gets a hand-job! You get a hand-job! You get a hand-job! You in third row, you get a hand-job!"
Indomitus By Britney's 7th marriage, turnout starting getting sparse.	gmask1 The reserve seat holders of the Doctor Who Club of Frolesworth eagerly discuss today's guest of honor - Junior Technician Number 3 (uncredited) from The Hand of Fear.	GlitterRock Look, that shadow! IG-88's about to strike!
RodRocket "Shakira? What HAPPENED to you?"	GlitterRock VILLAIN PROFILE: The Reaper AKA: "Not The Ones From 'Firefly!' PLUSSES: Great special effect. Creepy-looking. It ate up the Doctor! 'Et him up, like a liquorice all-sort! Ick! MINUSES: A little bit of a ripoff of Stephen King's Langoliers. Kind of like a Chronovore, except for no noticable strings. SECRET DESIRE: To find Blue Oyster Cult and kick their asses for ruining their reputation with "Don't Fear The Reaper."	RodRocket "I see my future mother-in-law has arrived early for the wedding...."
Gray Zombie He ate the Doctor. The Doctor is.....is.....gone..... That only means one thing....I'm in charge.	GlitterRock Can you spot the graduate from the Roger Moore School of Kissing in this scene?	GlitterRock "Harold? Were you eating a Werther's Original in your mouth while you were kissing me?" "... ... ... ... ... (swallow) No. Why?"