GlitterRock "Alright, alright! Don't shoot! I'll raise the roof! See?" (pokes) "Raise it higher!"	Trin Tragula It took Starfleet a while to realise that naming a ship 'USS Cannabis' might not have been the best idea ever.	Gray Zombie God, I'm gorgeous. If Ainley was here, I could kiss myself.
GlitterRock Ummm... this IS the alien/sci-fi show right?	ChaosWolf1982 Why does John Denver has a sniper rifle?	Dita DuPave Do they walk into a bar?
Zee "Don't force me to hot glue you. I'm just crazy enough to do it."	twetwe123 Jo: "Oh, Doctor, he truly is evil! He's horrible! He stole that from my top drawer!"	outsdr "Please Doctor! Does as he says! That's... that's an Epilady!"
GlitterRock Are we watching the death of Bruce Wayne's parents?	Sidesk "Look, Jo, when we get back to Earth... do you mind going to work for someone else? You're boring me to tears, and frankly, I'd have a safer work environment with an Auton blazing away at my head every few seconds..."	TheLurker *"Dance of Sugar Plum Fairies" plays*
twetwe123 "I'm sorry, Mr Skywalker, but we just can't accept you in this show."	Sidesk He had hoped that a shared interest would forge a bond with a companion, but now the time they spent getting ready in the evening was depressing the Doctor.	GlitterRock "Blow on the dice, Jo.