daupstart "OMG!! It's a zomb--" [peers down cleavage] ".... heyyyyy."	GlitterRock So the best job Suki could get was working at Satellite Five? I mean, with the look of THOSE, she'd have made a great Page 3 Girl for the the Sun!	jammer427 "I just wanted to sttopspby asnd fsayknf766eniwoa[olkcx'fnxczvm785,.z,,mbn.xap9w2er (Drool shorts out keyboard)
Sidesk "Ooooooooooooooooooooooooh... for the wings... for the wings... of a dove!"	Zee This fall, William S. Burrough's Talking Asshole gets his own series!	GlitterRock "Why did you have the Ugnaughts give me a sex-change??" "I am altering the deal. Pray I don't alter it any further." ".... This deal's getting worse all the time."
AzuMiguel Daioh "Go on, tell me the truth-- you see a resemblance?"	GlitterRock "Let me get this straight: Adric gets to be in two seasons of the show ... but I get kicked out after one story?" "You're more annoying." "Than Adric?!??"	AlexGariepy "I learned a valuable lesson today!" "Oh really..." "Yep! Alien holes with big teeth are bad."
Zee This is the world's smallest violin, playing just for the nipple-slippers.	Indomitus "For the last time, Scientology is not a cult."	GlitterRock Sooooo..... forehead-vaginas are a big thing in the future, then?
The BitShifter Ray for Hollywood.	gleeb Saddle up! TARDIS HO! "	Gray Zombie Yea, I had a friend who's cousin was in prison and he was raped. Looks like you topped his story.