GlitterRock "PUT-YOUR-MOUTH-HERE-AND-SUCK-FOR-THE-ETHER, AND-THE-DENTIST-WILL-BE-HERE-IN-A-MOMENT." "Ohhh no, I ain't falling for that again. Damn perverted Daleks....."	JMShearer So, a Dalek is joining us for some DW capping? I guess that's cool.	daupstart Don't worry, Doc!! I'll suck you guys out with the plunger!! [fsss][PHUCK!][fsss][PHUCK!] "Up-Upstart!! Stop. Just stop. It... It's not working, so..." Hol' up! I think I saw something move! [fsss][PHUCK!] "Yeah. I... I think I felt that one suction my nipple!" "Please don't goad him on. Upstart, will you put down the bloody plunger and listen to--" Wait! I almost got it!! [fsss][PHUCK!]
GlitterRock "THERE-CAN-BE-ONLY-ONE!"	jammer427 The Dalek encounters a greater evil - Google	GlitterRock The Dalek accesses the internet, downloads every argument about what's canon in 'Doctor Who,' and self-destructs!
JMShearer "So, the western third or so of the US...?" "Yes, it's somehow fallen into the Pacific Ocean." "What about Canada and Mexico?" "What about them?"	gleeb We have the milk spill contained now, but we're going to need a huge airlift of cookies.	Sidesk I don't think Morpheus is going to be too pleased.
daupstart R2D2: Reloaded	Diana Luna The aliens from Mars Attacks just killed someone.	daupstart "It's perfectly safe. All you do is pull the lever and--" [BZZZHHHHHZHZHZZZZZ] "YUG YGYUGYGYGYGGYGYGYG!" "DOCTOR!"
GlitterRock "YOU-GOT-SERVED. BITCHES."	GlitterRock "I-WANT-TO-GO-TO-FLOOR-500. THE-WALLS-ARE-MADE-OF-GOLD."	AlexGariepy Stupid stairs aren't made for Daleks. Discrimination I say! "DIS-CRI-MIN-ATE! DIS-CRI-MIN-ATE!" Shut up...