GlitterRock Look out, Doctor! That girl by you -- it's one of Dr. Evil's assassins! It's a man, baby! Yeah!!	The_Gray_Zombie Hello, I'm the First Doctor, Rush Chairman. Damn glad to meet you.	YibbleGuy "C'mon, guvna--make up yer bloomin' mind. It's 50 bob for the Saucy Schoolgirl--40 for the Pat Benatar. An even 100 for a three-way."
TheLurker "Nobody move or I'll ream you!"	JohnSteed Little-Known Historical Fact #782: The Ancient Romans were the inventors of the first foosball table.	GlitterRock Looking down at the world's smallest desk lamp.
LauraPowers85 Wow. My grandmother's hairdo is more popular than I ever suspected.	MrTim A rare shot of Jon Pertwee not posing for dramatic effect.	GlitterRock "One day, my son, all this will be yours!" "What? The curtains?"
MrTim "Oh, no! The Duke and Duchess will be here in half an hour and my souffle just popped!"	MrTim .oO(It's not fair! McGann got to kiss a girl, and I never did!)	GlitterRock "Oh sure, blame it on the little guy, and his ONE EYE!!"
MrTim I hate DMs who put little pop culture references into their dungeon dressing!	TheLurker "Awww. What a cutie-wootie baby! Yes you are! Yes you -" *munch munch chomp burp*	LongLiveRock It's the 1997 Monkees reunion speical!