GlitterRock o/`.... pure misery.... o/`	Dita DuPave Rod Stewart goes to Hell.	Indomitus It ain't easy being the Blob's prison bitch.
daupstart "Oh no! Wait! How'd I end up down here! I was a hero!" "REMEMBER THAT UNDERAGED DALEEK IN THE SUPPLY CLOSET?!" "What?! What underaged.... Ohhhhh yeahhh. Oh." "MWAH HAH HAH HAH HAAAAA!"	Halfreck This is what electric Kool-Aid does to ya.	Dita DuPave It's like a hippie freakout except it's kinda weird.
AlanPartridge Anybody for "Giant Connect-Four?"	GlitterRock "At last, my plans are complete! Come! Come to me, Manticore!" (hawk stays put) "I said 'come!' Come to your master!" (stays put) "Lord, I hate you, Manticore...."	LongLiveRock He could never have a real pet for some reason! He always wanted a cool robot-dog, but NOOOOOOOO!
Dita DuPave Is he going to put his shoes in one of those cubby holes so he can go play in the Discovery Zone?	Dita DuPave "That doubles my chin!"	GlitterRock "You guys ain't got any spare pineal juice around, do ya?"
Dita DuPave That's every band roadie from past to present.	SweetHeart666 Ever-so-slightly Susannah York, with a touch of Jane Fonda	AlexGariepy But I need to take some notes. "NO! MY clipboard!"